By Emily - 03/01/2013 06:42 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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irateyou 9

....and better off without my douchebag of a boyfriend."

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FMLandFYL2_xoxo 22

I'm sorry OP, that was so mean. You should go over to his house and key the equivalent into his car.

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ProtectTheVibe 2

I don't know the whole story but is it possible that maybe OP was nagging him about his looks for the longest and her bf had enough of it?

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outoftown 26

If this worm tries to crawl back into your life, answer him with a Sharpie "No!"

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Troghen 4

I never understand how guys can be so mean like that. I'd NEVER do that to a girl

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slushyslime 7

And you were with this shit head for four years . I mean im sure this behavior is nothing Surprising to you , such personality defects don't crop up overnight unless you did something equally horrible

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Kratos1206 3

Look at the bright side, it was funny.

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happilyever2012 6

My name is Emily. O.O

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blackjackandcoke 9

What a dick! My advice OP: Anchovy paste + 5 or 6 shrimp + his car's glove compartment= a smell he'll never be able to get out of his car.

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