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By ugh - 12/11/2014 03:31 - United States - Antioch

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me over some rumors he heard about me. These rumors are from high-school, seven years ago. FML

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By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By amanda_ae_erin - 10/11/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 7 years broke up with me in a text message. Then I found out from a mutual friend that he "came out" and told everyone at our school that he is gay. He has known he was gay for years and he was just using me as a cover up. What a great way to start my senior year. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 14:00 - United States - Greeley

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML

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AH1Zviper 15

Wednesday 12 November 2014 14:10

I think he was just trying to find an excuse to break up with you. Because that right there is a load of BS.

james98e 15

Wednesday 12 November 2014 14:09

They better be damn good rumours! But sorry for your troubles

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brainski 1

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:07

Good riddance to the loser

trehauglid 2

Thursday 20 November 2014 12:46

Naa you know maybe they did make the right choice breaking up with you! You should of told them in the begging anyway if that you had rumors about you an, if they were real or fake!

MnM0609 22

Thursday 19 March 2015 12:12

I keep reading the comments, but I can't stop hearing 'Highschool Never Ends' in my head..

wrenavery90 12

Saturday 24 September 2022 19:59

I'm pretty sure he was just using that as an excuse.

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