By Brittany - 23/12/2012 02:33 - United States

Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML
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StalkerChick 13

Please don't be from the South. We get enough crap about this...

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mikepzz 27

I bet the family reunions get just a bit awkward after that eh?

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FlyingPie 17

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OriginalimoaN 15

Only if it's her first cousin, seth mosakowski. It's okay though, cuz you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins

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Looee 20

Everyone grab your shovels quickly and bury this comment

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Ryan_Jaxson 8

This FML reminds me of one where OP is having sex with her boyfriend and her boyfriend shouted "Oh yes Brittany!" could it be the same Brittany? :O

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bakerella 29

All this wincest stuff is so old. Also don't worry OP, plenty of us have THAT creepy cousin

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jjessen 20

This reminds me of a SAO episode where Suguha confesses their love to Kirito, her first cousin.

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sens3sfailing 24

wtf is SAO? any show with a character named sugar who insists upon spelling it suguha is not worth watching in my opinion.

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GothicAngel17 24

-129 don't use abbreviations when talking about TV shows because nobody is going to know what the hell you're trying to say unless they're a fan, or it's a very popular TV show (and some people still won't know what you're talking about). Don't be lazy, it's only three words. Type them out.

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jjessen 20

It's actually abbreviated when mentioned during the actual series. It's called Sword Art Online, which is where my profile pic comes from

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verkaderk 9

That looks like a terrible show... Hentai = fail. Unknown hentai = horrible crash and burn fail

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jjessen 20

There is a difference between hentai and anime. Sword Art Online is the most amazing anime ever.

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sens3sfailing 24

Yeah, hentai is ****....and there are a lot of good anime out there in my opinion, but if you disagree, well, I honestly don't care :/

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Bombthreat907 4

Incest is the best! Put your sister to the test!

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LynxieLynx 17

Why are people so against SAO and anime? SAO isn't hentai, Its an action anime, its a really good one too. :/

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LolFMLnot 10

By the way in some cultures marrying your first cousin is acceptable

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Looee 20

aaaaaaand keep digging. Might as well bury this one too.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Unlike a dead body, it only takes a click to 'un-dig'. Chill.

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Enslaved 36

Fun fact: Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein both married their cousins.

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VorpikeII 17

While it's weird no matter how you put it, it's only dangerous if you're related by blood.

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killmoose 5

Edgar Allan Poe married his 13 year old cousin (first I might add)

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sens3sfailing 24

poe had some serious shit wrong with him that gave us some of the best liturature ever some how. I do not wish to follow in his footsteps, no matter how talented they were

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GothicAngel17 24

147- You'll find that most literary and artistic geniuses had some serious shit wrong with them.

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LolFMLnot 10

36 , i am just saying that it might look crazy in her eyes, but there are people who find this normal.

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mikepzz 27

I bet the family reunions get just a bit awkward after that eh?

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csickcman 11

I figured it would be most awkward after she had sex with him which is what spurred these feelings to begin with. Wincest!

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GothicAngel17 24

Where the hell in this FML does it say she had sex with him?

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StalkerChick 13

Please don't be from the South. We get enough crap about this...

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sens3sfailing 24

The south gets crap about it, but there are idiots who partake in this in every state. There are still idiots in the north.

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LuckBeNimble 19

that may be 54, but you'll never catch an incest comment that reads anything other than Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi and a few others. no offense to the South though, I feel ya.

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gmian 34

If she is from the north, she's from Maine.

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COOL__Coal 12

#125 I do hear Maine is the Louisiana of the north.

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southernbelle_rn 16

128: So, could you further elaborate about Louisiana? When we think about incest, we think of Arkansas, Alabama, parts of Texas, the Carolinas, West Virginia, or Georgia.

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sens3sfailing 24

I don't know who "we" is but lousiana is difinitely up there on the incest charts as top 3 in mine own head...I like talking like a dwarf

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verkaderk 9

You boys can use compooters? Well I'll be darned

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Ajwc101 24

Tell him you have a boyfriend or that he's not your type if neither of those work be blunt and tell him how weird that is.

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sens3sfailing 24

What do you know? You're just a turkey sand which! *noms*

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FMLandFYL2_xoxo 22

Why let him down easy when it's incest? So much easier to do what #41 said and say that you're cousins!

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misspulkadot24 17

He's your first cousin so it's no big deal. You have your cousins, then your first cousins, then so on. Is he, by chance, a good kisser?

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StalkerChick 13

Umm no. Your aunt/uncle's kids are your first cousin..

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EpicSquishii 21

*crosses fingers* Please be a Mean Girls reference >.

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willbur73q 7

I don't think you get it. Your first cousin IS your regular closest cousin. Aka, horrible illegal and creeeepy. But, incest is WINcest right?

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pradip 26

He is both good in bed and in kissing, but OP never thought he would propose. Now, she's surprised.

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misspulkadot24 17

It's from Mean Girls. I'm disappointed that wasn't conveyed properly.

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Looee 20

18 - thank you for enlightening us with your vast array of knowledge.

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testestestes123 4

One day Pradip will make a hilarious comment and the thumbs will be in the positive. Then he will die a happy man. True story

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stargirl_95 24

81 - Stop saying fetch, Gretchen! Fetch is not going to happen!

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helen29 4

#7 wtf u saying? ur even dumber than the cusin.... he's first cusin is indeed a first cusin..... there's no cusin before that hence the word first .... WOW

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MissNicky177 6

Your all stupid it was a mean girls reference idiots

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AndOtherDrugs 5

It's the 21st century, OP. Love is love.

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AndOtherDrugs 5

Haha completely joking.

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laden_swallow09 34

May want to make it more obvious, next time. (i.e. "NOT")

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JustLikeTheStars 10

Woah. You should tell him that's just plain out scary and you just see him as family.

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Hidur 10

And people say getting friendzoned is bad. This guy just got familyzoned

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RedmontFief 7

Aw C'mon Maybe, George Michael isn't so bad. At least he's not a chicken anyway! *does Gob's chicken dance*

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