By loserface23 - 28/05/2009 19:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML
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bco12 0

"No." It's that simple.

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LifeIsntPerfect 0

Not gonna lie, I'd probably smack my guy if he said that... Just ouch. Not even CLOSE to a good reason to get married.

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plexico 3

You mean he didn't throw in the tax benefits? What an unromantic bastard! PS: Run a credit check on him before you say yes.

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alfonsothepirate 0

hey, probably wouldn't have asked you if he didn't really love you.

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dspadres 0

Sounds to me like his priorities are straight. If you have children down the line and they go off to college you should get divorced. The government gives out better loans for children of divorced parents.

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kikiram 1

What an ass! Although I've been dating someone for 3yrs and he hasn't even proposed for a bullshit reason like that!

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cheerleader1313 0

AWWW thats awfullllllll, i hope to god your not giving him that benfit

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Sonuvabitch 0

I'm nearly positive he was joking, or didn't have the confidence to just ask you without having a dumb practical man reason. I would have done the same thing, if I wasn't so good at pretending to be all romantic and girly like some guys are.

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wet24_7 0

#21 ******* right gays can't get married, who in their right mind would want to watch two queers kissing....unless they were hot lesbians which is rarely the case

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Bryan_Z 0

#60, whether they marry or not, the choice to watch is yours. And btw, you're pathetic, lesbians wouldn't kiss to please your homophobic ass, but because they love each other.

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