Love: Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive....

By alissa_roar - 18/04/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML

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You deserved it 8 509

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By tj - 26/08/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 621

You deserved it 9 093

By lonestar - 03/02/2010 13:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend accused me of deleting my texts from my phone because I'm afraid of him finding out about another man in my life. Truth is, I don't have a life outside of him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 173

You deserved it 5 704

Communication Breakdown

By loling - 25/02/2010 09:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessed with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and bothered to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 476

You deserved it 3 873

By staciefacecat - 14/06/2016 01:03

Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 081

You deserved it 1 536

By georgiaswish - 20/11/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 030

You deserved it 3 848

Foreshadowing

By Confused - 31/07/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend of four years, who has never been anything but loving and supportive, told me after I made a joke that there has been “a change” in how he deals with people, that he has been “purging,” and that I could be next because he “has needs too.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 733

You deserved it 266

By amber - 13/03/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 853

You deserved it 17 738

Red flag

By Anonymous - 15/01/2014 18:25 - Italy - Pistoia

Today, I found out that the generous gift from my boyfriend of a new iPhone was only given so he could use the "Find my phone" function to make sure I'm always where I say I am each day. I'm being stalked by my own boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 194

You deserved it 8 951

By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 682

You deserved it 5 293

Strange behavior

By Soconfused - 30/08/2022 14:00

Today, I once again confronted my boyfriend about tagging the girl he told me not to worry about in boyfriend/girlfriend memes on Facebook instead of me. He told me I was overreacting and, “it’s just social media!” He told me he’ll dump me if I bring it up again. We’ve been together for a year and a half. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 344

You deserved it 441

Mirorbo 26

Monday 18 April 2011 23:18

1. Lock your phone, darling. 2. It's strange how people with a problem accuse will sometimes others of having that same one. Some form of denial, I guess.

NuclearKitty333_fml 0

Monday 18 April 2011 23:16

FYL, what an asshole. :3

Comments

Michele2luv 8

Monday 18 April 2011 23:49

you make an impressive argument lol

missdoll7 0

Monday 18 April 2011 23:51

you should've dumped him the first time...

Death_From_Above 0

Monday 18 April 2011 23:58

as three other people have previously stated that. I would also have to agree

chosha_fml 26

Monday 18 April 2011 23:57

YDI because him deleting them once was enough reason to break up with him.

Selena_is_back 7

Monday 18 April 2011 23:57

Cannibalism? No, it won't work... :(

ItsAllBeenDone 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:07

Cannibalism always works.

AwHellNahBruv 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 1:29

Yes, yes it is. I know from experience.

bp246 0

Monday 18 April 2011 23:58

this is so fake! i hate these totally fake fml's! are you kidding me? this is the fakes one i have ever read! **** THIS FAKE FML

InfiniteSecret 20

Thursday 24 August 2017 18:08

Really you must not have read many FMLS if this one is the fakest you have ever read. ?????

ShelbyyCakess 0

Monday 18 April 2011 23:57

damn.

Death_From_Above 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:00

whoa! calm down there guy

FMLsOhilarious 6

Monday 18 April 2011 23:58

What he's being is possessive. Possessive and obsessive aren't the same thing. Either way, sucks for you.

bp246 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:00

haha i hate all these fake fmls

jamrho3708 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:01

get out of that asap trust me

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:00

i modded this... o - o i feel special :D

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 19 April 2011 21:00

You realize the site moderators (and not just community moderators like yourself) get the final say, right? If you vote for something shitty, it's not going to get posted. Really, the mods vote for the good stories, regardless of who votes for what, or so I'm told. Don't feel so special now, do you?