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I actually like this!;D
Ok, stop gripping. At least he proposed to you, and in person. That's what's wrong with girl now days, they can never just be happy. I'm a girl, and I'd LOVE for my boyfriend to propose. So I really don't wanna hear how 'badly' he proposed. It's the thought that counts, and at least he's creative. You don't wanna marry an ole bump on a log do you?
If you want him to propose, maybe you should start "gripping" a little harder. Seriously, though, why are you (and so many other women) so obsessed with getting a ring to validate your relationship? If you're that hell-bent on marriage, propose yourself. Otherwise, STFU.
You sound a bit desperate... It doesn't matter how he does it as long as he does it? Show a bit of self-respect, maybe? Creativity only goes so far.
I really hope that you said no.......
helicopter dick!
What drugs was this dipshit on to think this was a good idea?
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what happened to no strings attached?
so.. what did you say??