By Gonzales - 07/08/2015 19:47 - Belgium - Leuven

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said she would give my penis a name: Gonzales. I asked why she wanted to name it that, and she said, "Because he's Speedy." FML
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Emmamazing 26

At least your girlfriend has a good sense of humour about it, OP.

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1dvs_bstd 41

The best 30 seconds of his life.

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Swandive235 27

Still counts, had sex.

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First_JOman 22

She might've been a racist (Doesn't matter, had sex)

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rjc490 29

Keep practicing till you can finish her off speedily!

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jake_braves 25

OP, you could get her to name it Gordon instead, after Flash Gordon.

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Emmamazing 26

At least your girlfriend has a good sense of humour about it, OP.

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PaulChristie 13

What about the truth? Because you can't handle it?

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KaidensCrow 18

it doesn't matter how long sex lasts... in fact it can be incredibly painful if it lasts for a very long time. just keep practicing op. work on your technique and you can give her the best sex she's ever had or will have. :)

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Mauskau 35

When you've been with people that barely last 30 seconds no matter how frequently you do it, it gets frustrating. They finish and we don't, and often people can lose all interest once they've finished so they don't even bother trying to finish you. Might as well just do it myself, as it wasn't long enough to get any pleasure from it.

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KaidensCrow 18

Lol I said to work on technique.. it can be incredibly pleasurable and last for a short time. your right it doesn't matter how frequent it is but the only way to get better is practice. and neither op or his girlfriend said he doesn't help finish her, just that he doesn't last long. now if he just leaves her hanging then that's incredibly inconsiderate. but no one ever said he does

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weveallbeenthere 30

that is very funny. But at least you're having sex

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1dvs_bstd 41

Call her pussy "Friday" because it comes too late.

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StzaCrack666 18

or Santa because it only comes once a year

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nphill82 21

Are you sure it wasn't because it's tiny like a mouse?

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igg125 30

At least she gave it a name based on speed and not size

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