Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was...

By ilivehere - 17/07/2013 14:20 - United States - Moline

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML

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By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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By tallesttree54 - 11/11/2016 00:38

Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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Spoiled the mood

By DFR - 09/06/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML

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By nyx - 27/09/2014 08:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 16:20 - United States - Palmdale

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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omgitslian 6

Wednesday 17 July 2013 19:01

Did he?

beneathitallxx 15

Wednesday 17 July 2013 19:01

Tell your fiancé before things get out of hand!

Comments

kt520 7

Wednesday 17 July 2013 19:08

That is all kinds of wrong. Better let your fiancé know! That's definitely not something you have to tolerate!

kayfeffa 10

Wednesday 17 July 2013 19:08

Yeah I think he likes you a little too much .-. That is so creepy

itawebbies 8

Wednesday 17 July 2013 19:08

I'm so sorry OP that's freaky .. Hope you said something to your fiancé about it.

crisanba 18

Wednesday 17 July 2013 19:08

Nice in law you have there

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Wednesday 17 July 2013 19:09

Haha Did you tell your fiancé? What'd he say?

etishuman22 32

Wednesday 17 July 2013 19:09

That has to be horrifying, how long could this "attraction" of his gone on without OP knowing? Eeeeeuuugghhhh!!

jw90 18

Wednesday 17 July 2013 19:12

Creepy fathers. Gotta love em

perdix 29

Wednesday 17 July 2013 19:15

Alright! It's good to have options! The old guy probably has more money and less sex drive, so that could work out good for you if Sonny Boy wants too much action ;)

lennelleong 33

Wednesday 17 July 2013 19:42

Except that OP's future mother-in-law welcomed her into the family with happy tears in her eyes and a hug, so I disagree with such a calculated douche move. I gave u an automatic thumbs-up though,...i might have been conditioned too well. :(