By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
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ThrottleJockey 35

And people say that romance is dead. Pfft.

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Technerd42 8

Unless you think he is actually joking, and he is actually more considerate most of the time, I'd say no. If that is standard behavior, it won't change. Posting here makes it seem like you expect more from a potential spouse, so cut your losses and go find someone who is a bit closer to what you want.

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WillMM76 12

If you're still with this jackoff, you're a butthole. Don't be a butthole.

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sazarra 14

If he thinks marriage is "dumb shit" I honestly don't understand why he proposed.

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19foxy81 8

Umm... Congrats? If you are cool with that then I'm happy for you, if not say " if you really love and want to marry me, try a REAL proposal "

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ezrajab 22

I would say no and re evaluate your relationship. On top of that, I would re think the kind of relationship you have with this individual no one deserves to be proposed to that way! FYL op hope this works out for the better!

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amh87 11

what a romantic, sorry op. Hopefully he just thought he was being funny or he was too scared to really ask.

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mnshdw818 3

My first husband sat me down and explained how "logical" it would be for us to get married. That was the proposal. Nothing about love or sharing our lives. RUN, OP!!!! Run fast and far!!!! This will not work out! His mind is not in the right place to be married. He views it as an obligation instead of a privilege. Get out and find someone better.

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hellnosucka 27

I just feel like this fml is a modern retelling of Pride and Prejudice.

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melanie925 2

Tbh it's not rude to me if he asked like that it's the thought that counts, am I right?

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InfiniteSunshine 32

If it's the thought that counts, then he should have put some actual thought into it.

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sparkledoge 29

Yeah because referring to marriage with someone you supposed to love as "dumb shit" isn't rude at all.

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EvilLittleMan 23

OP's reply to BF. Dumb Shit, I am over and done with you. She deserves so much better.

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blairiofosterio1 10

I was about to comment something very similar!

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