Love: Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker...

By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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suaveneanderthal 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:21

Send him one that says "Bitch, get me a ring."

Signposthead 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:20

Haha, he's a keeper!

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MasqueradePrince 25

Friday 11 October 2013 22:57

You should Probably look for someone who can be serious.

gazettefan42 8

Friday 15 November 2013 4:51

Lol my dad put a ring in a jack in the box bag and threw it at my mom hitting her in the face.

CreepJ 6

Monday 23 December 2013 10:40

How is that bad?

cwl727 32

Thursday 27 March 2014 23:09

Did you say yes?

labaro19 17

Monday 19 January 2015 22:28

Dump him

NoOrdinaryNZer 28

Saturday 1 August 2015 8:36

At least you have a bf op

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 16 August 2015 22:38

Wow that's romantic.

SashaTaras 26

Thursday 10 September 2015 0:05

I would've said no because I want a better one

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