Anxiety and Insects: Heeeeelp!

Heeeeelp!

By mel - 30/08/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I had a stressful day at work and decided to go in the jacuzzi. I hadn't used it for a year, so it was a little dirty. After I cleaned it, filled it up, and jumped in, I pressed the jets. Immediately, thousands of dead moths shot out at full speed towards me. FML

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By juliannamelissa - 06/09/2012 06:38 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I wanted to take a bubble bath with the jets in the bath that I haven't used in years. When I got in, it took me a while to realize that the jets had squirted out slime and a family of unidentifiable bugs that have probably been living there for years. FML

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Chill

By FennFoxx - 21/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Cheraw

Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML

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Painful relief

By Anonymous - 11/04/2016 07:25 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I tried to relieve my back pain by lounging in a jacuzzi at my mother's house. All was going well until I accidentally knocked an opened container of bath salts into the tub, which got sucked into the jet system, shooting tiny, sharp, barely dissolved pieces of salt into my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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Relax, don't do it

By Anonymous - 21/08/2023 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was excited to finally use the expensive bath bombs I'd been saving. I filled the tub, dropped one in, and settled in for a relaxing soak. The bath bomb fizzed so much that it created a bubble mountain that spilled over, flooding my bathroom with colorful suds. My "relaxing" bath turned into a Slip 'N Slide adventure as I tried to mop up the mess in my birthday suit. FML

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Sorry, dude

By Aussie mate - 24/09/2020 08:01 - Australia

Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML

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By anx133 - 16/01/2009 01:25 - China

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

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Relax

By lyssthemiss - 22/09/2015 10:51 - United States - Joliet

Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML

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Stressed out

By BK2017 - 29/01/2017 22:00 - United States - Orlando

Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed. As soon as the water in the shower was hot, I got in. One minute, I was standing and the next I was fast asleep at the bottom of the tub. I woke up with my face swollen and my shoulder bruised. FML

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caitlin_lakers 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:13

that's more than "a little" dirty

TheMikeyK 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:16

LOL. right when you turned it on, i was gonna call something shooting at you. FYL, but YDI for not checking the jets.

Comments

caitlin_lakers 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:13

that's more than "a little" dirty

123sploosh 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:20

i. am. so. jealous. OF YOU

tgd4444 9

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:54

quality of consumer goods these days are worsening, due to the goverment not being strct enough

Kylias 6

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:58

Yes, because who in their right mind would protest making "Clean Out Your Year Old Jacuzzi Day" mandatory?

thealliance 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 21:56

Clean your jacuzzi then Make Me A Sandwich

thealliance 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:00

thealliance 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:02

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ALEX920 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:54

hahahaha

kapowi 0

Monday 31 August 2009 3:20

Obviously you didn't clean out the jacuzzi well enough if there are moths shooting out of the jets. Even if you can't clean the jets, you could have always ran the jets before getting in. YDI

raNDMGUy 5

Monday 31 August 2009 10:50

lol who the frick has a jacuzzi and doesnt use it for a year

loveyoy22 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 8:01

that's what I'm sayin!

NzxtZ06 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 8:57

i really doubt it was thousands

KittehKatt 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 1:15

IKR! I would loveeeee a jacuzzi

29dear 16

Friday 1 March 2013 2:07

Honestly though. Who turns it on before they walk in? I'm so jealous. I wouldn't have the thing off all year.

DemonicAngel151 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:15

SECOND ASSHOLES XD

123sploosh 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:15

FIRST omg please dont be mean to me

123sploosh 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:18

psh, YEAH RIGHT even im closer than y ou

123sploosh 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:31

wow...that was my own comment....i really suck

Pmm368 5

Sunday 30 August 2009 22:08

second, third, fourth, fifth...honestly, no one cares anymore

Pharmacist_fml 2

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:50

hahaha ******' seriously GET A LIFE LOSER

anonymous9010 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:16

ew that's so gross!

TheMikeyK 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:16

LOL. right when you turned it on, i was gonna call something shooting at you. FYL, but YDI for not checking the jets.

birds_fml 7

Sunday 30 August 2009 21:24

Same, I clicked both FYL and YDI. You should've known to clean the jets, but UGH whether it's your fault or not that sucks!

Starchild21 3

Sunday 30 August 2009 21:46

Agreed. The fact that he has his own tub as well is something of envy. _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

the_stereotype 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:47

either way, if you knew it was dirty, why wouldn't you clean it? sorry, even if it was a little dirty, i would clean it, since you're going to be sitting in that dirt or it will be floating around you.