Love: Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me...

By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2013 00:21 - United States

Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 23:58 - United States - Denver

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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You deserved it 4 520

By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML

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enonymous 8

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:06

He had me at STFU bitch and put it on

ximeldax 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:08

hmm.. it would look quite nice on my middle finger.

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3m0_xD 14

Thursday 21 July 2011 22:30

: well, he sure isn't the romantic type...

sammy_kayy 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 22:35

omg my boyfriend would SO do that! he asked me out by saying "so are we gonna date now?"... u should toss it back and tell him u wont wear it till he gets down on one knee and does it right!

lulzmylife 4

Thursday 21 July 2011 23:17

So...you said no, right? I've never understood why so many people are apparently A-OK with dating rude assholes. *scratches head*

looptyloop98 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 23:22

:D Being Subtle FTW!

datfatjunkii 1

Thursday 21 July 2011 23:30

awh what a sweetheart. I bet it took him ages to think that romantic proposal up. -.-

fmlmaster241 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 23:39

awwwe that sucks:( I feel bad for u!!! but at least ur engaged now!!! :)

hippie_lover123 6

Thursday 21 July 2011 23:44

i actually think thts sorta cute..

MrKentucky 1

Thursday 21 July 2011 23:44

Say yes, pawn the ring, divorce his ass. :)

ceatsouth 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 23:49

wow what an asshole

BelleCharmante 7

Thursday 21 July 2011 23:50

Toss it back, point at his rectum, and say, 'Here, honey - stick this in there.'

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Same thing different taste

So romantic

Romance is dead

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