By Angel1000168 - 27/03/2011 08:37 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
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Angel1000168 16

Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!

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Top comments

fruitloop1221 1

I would say no just because o how he asked you.

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marinus_fml 19

I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!

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mosquito19 14

if you say yes to that, congratulations. you deserves each other

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biwinningloser 0

at least he proposed?

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imthatchick44 0

at least you got proposed to!!! even if it is to him...

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X_o_X_ocutie 0

I'm guessing he's a needledick?

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AlyshaDeShae 10

Sooooo much AWESOME! Honestly, while it's not really a family-friendly proposal story, it could be worse. At least he wants to marry you! :-) Congratulations on your engagement!!!!

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KMilliron 2

Yeah but what if your parents ask questions? Better have a back up proposal story.

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ciasto 1

not like they don't know their having sex. I think would be funny as hell to be told that over the formal - one knee.

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Sure, it'd be funny if you were trailer trash.

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zzzBOLTzzz 1

F HIS LIFE, not your... I truly feel sorry for him.

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ViolentBears 0

Because he's an idiot.

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JMTS 0

because he has a small schlong

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minktheshrink 0

I do believe the technical word is a shlort

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zzzBOLTzzz 1

Because the poor guy isn't well endowed... If you know what i mean... And 45 is a bitch.

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robc32ca 4

how big is your finger for the ring to fit on his balls?

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bv110 2

a better question would be how small are his balls?

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tnfan5594 0

they must be tiny for a ring to fit on them

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1911opencarry 0

precisely what I was wondering. she must have some gynormous fingers or he has some weee teensy balls

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