By Angel1000168 - 27/03/2011 08:37 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 819
You deserved it 6 234

Angel1000168 tells us more.

Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!

Top comments

fruitloop1221 1

I would say no just because o how he asked you.

I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!

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Yeah he's such a jerk for having a sense of humor. "OMG, HE DID WHAT?!! Dont marry him its a bad idea." Yeah and he's also gonna abuse you to. OP, don't listen to these stupid assholes on this site, do what you think you should do.

Hey! Putting skittles on your dick and telling your girl to taste the rainbow is a joke. Proposing like that sucks ass and you now it. there's a time and a place for BJ jokes, but it's not during a proposal

fthku 13

Reading the first sentence, I thought this was gonna be another "my boyfriend proposed to me but he didn't take me to paris for it" style FML. Reading the rest, I just honestly don't know what to say. What the ****? #109, while I agree that we don't know the guy, and I HATE people who complain about their partners being funny in the bedroom etc. But in this case, it just doesn't fit. A proposal is asking someone to spend the rest of their life with- you just *don't* do it like OP's boyfriend did. I'm not saying she should dump him, but they definately need to talk.

Oh I forget women want a storybook proposal/wedding/marriage. My bad. I found it funny that he did that. People need to lighten **** up. also it means hes gonna abuse her. WTF

fthku 13

Stop being thickheaded and realise what people are telling you. 1. I'm a guy. 2. No one said anything about a storybook proposal. But saying what the guy did was not "storybook proposal" is putting it mildly. I didn't say anything about abuse. There is nothing "funny" about what he did. Putting a ******* a ring on your balls and wanting a ******* is not the way to ask someone to spend the rest of their life with you. Grow up. I'm kind of wondering how he put it on his balls though..

Capt_Awesome137 0

on his balls not around them. probably just set it on the sac ;)

I REALLY hope you said no. that's a crappy way to be proposed to and you shouldn't have to settle for that. you wanna marry him, then tell him to try again and get it right the next time.

What was to small? The penis our the ring haha

You said no, right? If a guy proposed to me like that, there's no way I'd ever say yes. Please tell me you said no.

I'm so sure that if you REALLY loved a guy and he had millions of dollars and he did this you'd say no. YEAH RIGHT!! get over yourself

monnanon 13

I wouldn't say yes to that, not in a million years. Mostly because i never wish to get married tho

if you truly were in love where you'd want to get married to an individual, would it actually matter how he proposed? and if he knew you he wouldn't be proposing that way unless he knew you'd be ok with it.

Good point 251. But if the guy really loved her, he should be a little more respectful of how he proposes.

I hope you punched him in the dick, took the ring, and left.

moxiewarrior 0

so go ahead and suck his dick