By Angel1000168 - 27/03/2011 08:37 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
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Angel1000168 16

Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!

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fruitloop1221 1

I would say no just because o how he asked you.

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marinus_fml 19

I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!

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madeline1960 0

Are you kidding ? He totally disrespect you .i hope you didn't say YES . If you say yes then you guys belong together ! I would be pissed . and probably kick him and hurt his little penis .

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ctlnaaia71 8

i really really hope you said no, and dumped that asshole!

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rawyak 4

so now we r talking about balls and details? it's a phucked up way to propose, let's leave it at that.

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zombiekitten87 12

too small for his penis yet somehow just right to fit around his balls??? ooooooook. you're a bigger idiot than he is if you marry this crass fool.

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ctlnaaia71 8

ring too big foe his dick= small dick. ring fitted his balls= an idiot with a small dick and huge balls! lol

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FMLfan004 0

I hope to god you didn't say yes....and if you did...prepare yourself to encounter shit like that on a daily basis. It gets old quick.

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xela96 0

you get to spend the rest of your life with this pitiful "man."

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cyanidesandwich 21

what was too small, his dick or the ring?

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sykokitti 15

think about it.... if the ring fits his balls, the penis is tiny too! honey say no! find yourself a man who can and wants to satisfy you! this guys full of himself, he should've sucked on your fingers and placed the ring, then go down on you... break up with this loser... he deserves a hood rat

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