Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in... - FML

By FYouBoyfriend - 30/08/2010 17:51 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

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Today, I asked my husband why his socks are always inside-out in the laundry basket. He replied, "So the insides get clean." FML

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By jodibut - 06/02/2012 16:18 - United States

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By CD. - 11/01/2010 00:24 - United States

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Today, my mom explained the benefits of douching to me with my boyfriend right there. He began arguing with her about how the vagina is usually self-cleaning. FML

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By nicole - 27/05/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

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By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2022 09:00 - United States

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Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML

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MimE_fml 0

Monday 30 August 2010 23:07

lmfao, nice

mfmylifesrsly 29

Monday 30 August 2010 23:16

tell him your ****** is tight his penis is just too small. :)

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KamilleBlack 3

Tuesday 31 August 2010 2:28

Win. Ur BF is funny xD

zaizai_fml 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 2:35

lmao that was clever and funny. Kinda mean but funny.

FUNKO 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 2:56

Your boyfriend wins! LOL!

SheDevilGoddess 1

Tuesday 31 August 2010 2:59

To Funny, LMAO!

sallen0046 4

Tuesday 31 August 2010 2:59

Learn to take a joke or get a new boyfriend.

nickbouz 3

Tuesday 31 August 2010 3:02

I bet tiger woods says that alot!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 31 August 2010 3:09

Guys say the darndest things...

imonaboat79 2

Tuesday 31 August 2010 5:52

brain mouth filter, we lack em :(

6812 6

Tuesday 31 August 2010 3:11

p**y look big when buddy(penis) little. He needs a bigger penis.

Tarak_fml 7

Tuesday 31 August 2010 3:27

total win

ooobabyy 4

Tuesday 31 August 2010 3:39

like throwing a hotdog down a hallway haha

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