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By anonymous - 13/11/2015 00:00 - Netherlands

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Today, my boyfriend rather stupidly assumed that because my vagina is no longer in use after giving birth, we would automatically start having anal sex. After I loudly explained how that wasn't happening, he then had the nerve to ask for a blowjob before we'd even left the hospital. FML
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allred1997 19

Tell him he's had to use his hand before, he can use it again

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xxkrystalxx 14

She just carried his child for 9 months, and gave birth to it. HE should be taking care of her and make her happy.

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xtalondriver 13

Wtf ever happened to getting married first?

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sarahlwatson24 6

You need a new BF. He sounds like an insensitive dick.

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djstiv3 15

you picked a real winner.. he just wants to keep winning

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bandaidstations 28

There's nothing wrong with anal sex if both parties are into it. You say you would rather suck dick like that's a negative thing also. I feel bad for your partner because it seems like you have no sense of adventure in bed.

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limitles 14

Before you left the hospital? Terrible! A few weeks later asking for some oral may be acceptable, but nit so soon, and not until you're up for it.

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alaskanessy 8

He obviously believes your only good for one thing. Jerk.

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