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By anonymous - 13/11/2015 00:00 - Netherlands

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Today, my boyfriend rather stupidly assumed that because my vagina is no longer in use after giving birth, we would automatically start having anal sex. After I loudly explained how that wasn't happening, he then had the nerve to ask for a blowjob before we'd even left the hospital. FML
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allred1997 19

Tell him he's had to use his hand before, he can use it again

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xxkrystalxx 14

She just carried his child for 9 months, and gave birth to it. HE should be taking care of her and make her happy.

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dracolich 27

Your boyfriend is at best an insensitive jerk and at worst a misogynist who thinks you exist to give him sexual pleasure and maybe meals. Please reevaluate this relationship.

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hektek 11

What made you have a kid with that dumbass?

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the_taken_queen 4

What an asshole!

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olillia 16

Common misconception, #7. The ****** goes back to exactly how it was before the baby in a maximum of six months!

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petert71 10

and you had a baby with this douche?

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KBear3109 29

No one has a "right" to receive sex, plain and simple.

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chillnhill 24

Be careful who you choose to make babies with.

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