By skiittlez713 - 20/05/2011 08:40 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
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TheDrifter 23

Are you sure it wasn't the fully shaved look combined with the Dora the explorer panties?

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qasimahsan93 4

Don't use it next time? :o I think I'd feel the same way if I smelt it. :/

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scottymbev 0

thas coz u obviosly dntmlike pussy tha much

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qasimahsan93 4

And maybe one day you'll learn to spell, although I wouldn't hold out on it.

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RainbowHeadache 2

Take advantage of it and make fun of him. Start calling him daddy in a high pitched voice & ask him to touch your no no square.

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armorf0r 7

if you get him to start doing that, he might just turn into a child molester.. lol

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RainbowHeadache 2

Innocent role-play lmao

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ReynshineCutting 10

When did the whole "no no square" thing start? I never heard that growing up and the first time I ever heard it was on an FML.

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armorf0r 7

65 - theres absolutely nothing wrong with innocent role playing. She just can't let him take it too far :P lol

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RainbowHeadache 2

First time I've heard it was on FML about a month or so ago.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

"Stop, don't touch me there! This is my no no square!" I didn't know genitalia was square.

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armorf0r 7

psh there's something wrong if ours ISN'T square lol

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drew1978 4

Why r u slapping your vag with baby lotion in da first place? R u trying to mask some other smell? U betta check yoself, befo u wreck yoself...

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ReynshineCutting 10

Wow your comment with your picture...Just wow.

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adorableash 0

ahahahah! I'm sorry but that was hill air e ous, your reaction. it made me laugh, thank you for that (:

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adorableash 0

ahahahah! I'm sorry but that was hill air e ous, your reaction. it made me laugh, thank you for that (:

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cwmbear 0

Don't use baby lotion. Marmite.

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ThanksKarma 0

I think he's got some skeletons in his closet. He's not telling you something.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Mmmm, marmite and pussy.

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Dbolli 0

You must be black. Who the **** would put baby lotion down there.

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That1BeastOzzy 0

I'm pretty sure thy was just an excuse haha

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lnperry22 0

that's just funny...go take a shower then.

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Lacrosse00 0

haha...Wow! What a pussy! A real man would've done it anyway. Use baby powder then...Oh and to all men afraid of a brazialian wax grow up...I'll go down a girl just because she waxed it all off.

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