By skiittlez713 - 20/05/2011 08:40 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
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TheDrifter 23

Are you sure it wasn't the fully shaved look combined with the Dora the explorer panties?

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danz123 7

So your life is ****** just because your boyfriend won't eat you out? If it's because of the lotion, then don't use it, or use a different one, it's that simple. Oh and I love the double standards here. Everyone's calling OP's boyfriend gay, not a 'real man', that other posters will offer to do it instead, make fun of him, etc. If this was a girl saying she didn't want to give her boyfriend a *******, nobody would question it, in fact they'd support her.

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lacey6195 4

u should buy some big girl lotion!

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harbqll 0

That's what you get for rubbing your crotch with a baby. Perv.

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ChangMu 8

that is a pretty legitimate reason

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