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By scratchy - 08/12/2010 14:56 - Israel

Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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By Infested Girlfriend - 30/04/2020 05:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 02:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML

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By kiwi - 11/11/2009 22:10 - United States

Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML

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By violetbcracecar - 14/12/2016 03:48 - United States - Suisun City

Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML

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By anonamous - 17/07/2009 16:59 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend would not ride in my convertible with the top down because he "didn't want to mess up his hair." My boyfriend is prissier than I am. FML

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By Foxy0706 - 10/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML

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Wednesday 8 December 2010 18:58

Your man is too stupid to be a man.

Somemadbloke1 1

Wednesday 8 December 2010 18:53

well he is clearly stupid, not much more to say.

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mattrules44 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 6:31

why? because of one statement you feel comfortable enough to determine what his other opinions are? sone thinks highly of their duducing abilities

KiaMaster 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 7:32

lice dont drink chuck Norris, chuck Norris drinks them! now that, my friends, is a real man.

everlife_333 3

Thursday 9 December 2010 8:37

that's nasty but your boyfriend is ignorant for not knowing that men can get lice as well as woman FYL ...... I'd dump him ..... but that just me everybody has there own opinion. I feel so sorry for you!

MfailK 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:01

#67 nice rack, I'm just sayin

Garytt 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 10:29

tell him shaved heads are manly

dt520 4

Thursday 9 December 2010 10:38

which persons intelligence seems lower in this situation... you surely meant ex-boyfriend right?

damberdurand 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 11:24

dump his trashy ass.!

djmigues 7

Thursday 9 December 2010 11:43

Well, we're not.

wesss_fml 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 13:47

Yes i hope he was.

jess0091 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:05

tell him a "real man" would get rid of lice....with his bare hands....while using some of that lice shampoo and the little comb.

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