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Just go and die
Did they join you? :D
Cops are rude for sure!
So, if you own the land other people passing by can't see your nudity? Pretty sure it doesn't matter where you are...public nudity is still public nudity
her land backs onto water, ergo unless one boats past it's private. also, nudist colonies put up bushes and walls to stop people heckling. legally one can be nude on private land, even if it's visible from a public location. nude beaches anyone? there is a public beach here if you walk too far on the shore line you end up on the nude beach.
Did they at least tip?
61- Well, yeah. But in some places in the US, its considered public nudity if anyone can see you whether or not you're on private property. This guy got arrested because he was walking around naked in his house, but he didn't have curtains on the windows so his neighbors could see him.
I'm pretty sure it wasn't indecency 56.
Be proud of your body! (:
Haha well atleast they weren't insulting you..
11. I don't think gender is relevant. Unless you are using FML to stock up your wank-bank
I assume that OP is a woman. I don't think that it was a bunch of woman cops doing the Randi search for bad guys, and my guess is they weren't a bunch of gay cops either. Of course the above two are possible, but there is a way greater chance that it was a bunch of male cops, and a female skinny dipper. Or I guess it could be lesbian cops.
Gender may not be completely relevant, but some people are curious to know. So **** you. Also, a woman would probably be more emberassed about this. In fact, most men wouldn't be complaining if the women whistled because they liked what they saw, so this wouldn't be here. So another reason it is probably a woman.
I agree! My wife has a bikini body and swims in our pool in the buff all the time. I love it. Did I mention that I really like it?
Hey what's up? My names Seth
Seth who? Macfarlane? Green? Rogan? OUT WITH IT.
Wow stupid me! Ha! I agree with the other guy
No one cares.
you should be at least be happy they are complimenting you, but if you didn't really like that then just hope he chokes on his whistle
I could be wrong, but I would assume they were whistling with their lips, not a whistle.
What, no pics? :) That does suck though. Just when you thought you were alone...
Well clearly there are no pics, I have yet to see an FML with pics.
I have but people create and submit those and those aren't the actual pictures and... ah **** it.
7, I'm also in the 501st
Lucky? You haven't even seen OP and you wish to see her in a bathing suit? Are you by any chance 12 years old?
OP was naked, are you 12 or does someone have to explain to you what a birthday suit is?
technicaly yes... he is 12
NO guys he's 14. Hes old and wise.
I think you missed EVERYTHING here. SLAP!!!!
He's only 9, give him a break!
mychonny, eh? save the inside jokes kid.
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Be proud of your body! (:
Sounds like the start of a **** movie. Cop: 'Scuse me, but we're looking for a dangerous criminal. OP: Sorry officer, I haven't seen anything. Cop: Ma'am, I'd like to frisk you. OP: Oh yes, search and seize me!!