Animals: Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while...

By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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You deserved it 7 190

Sweep it under the rug

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML

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You deserved it 488

By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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You deserved it 1 363

By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 512

By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML

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You deserved it 12 555

By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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You deserved it 2 145

Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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You deserved it 12 417

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 639

By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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You deserved it 3 056

HairyPunisher 27

Monday 5 August 2013 16:31

Screwouvenir!

jayceejaco 15

Monday 5 August 2013 16:32

Lesson of the day : Never leave without your underwear

Comments

jc10x 8

Monday 5 August 2013 17:29

How can you not remember you wore underwear?

Ins0mau 20

Tuesday 6 August 2013 2:45

She probably brought more than one pair if she stayed over.

AlwayzCelly 13

Monday 5 August 2013 17:43

How do you not notice you forgot your underwear?

nuggetmonster 12

Monday 5 August 2013 17:55

#12, While you might prefer to talk to your children and educate them, some parents are not so progressive and open. Many teens have to turn to other sources to obtain sex education, such as a trusted health teacher, doctor, or another trusted adult who is not a parent. Just because they are "sneaking behind their parents backs" does not mean they have inadequate sex education which will result in pregnancy. They just wish to practice a healthy sex life and simply can't with their parents permission.

ladybuglet 22

Monday 5 August 2013 18:13

I'm sorry, but you deserve it. You clearly have no respect for your boyfriend's parents. It is their house, not your boyfriend's house.

inumiko 12

Monday 5 August 2013 18:15

Bad dog!

jebron 13

Monday 5 August 2013 18:23

To everyone questioning how she forgot her underwear. She said she had a sleepover so it is highly probable she wore a different pair the next day, and simply forgot to ensure she had packed her dirty ones

jayray313 21

Tuesday 6 August 2013 17:31

How do you "forget" to pack your dirty underwear? That's a ridiculous excuse. She totally deserved to get caught

Zimmington 21

Monday 5 August 2013 18:30

#33- I agree. My parents never really gave me a sex talk per se. I learned about sex and other life lessons from my older brothers and cousins.

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Monday 5 August 2013 18:49

So it WAS you :O

BobbieH 19

Monday 5 August 2013 18:51

If you're trying to get away with a sleepover without the parents knowing, I would think the first rule would be to know where your underwear is at all times! YDI.