Animals: Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while...

By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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Sweep it under the rug

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML

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You deserved it 488

By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 512

By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML

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By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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You deserved it 2 145

Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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HairyPunisher 27

Monday 5 August 2013 16:31

Screwouvenir!

jayceejaco 15

Monday 5 August 2013 16:32

Lesson of the day : Never leave without your underwear

Comments

Larry01_fml 19

Monday 5 August 2013 19:20

how do you leave without underwear and not notice?

LittleGreenPaola 23

Tuesday 6 August 2013 0:14

I was wondering the same thing...That "unknowingly" just leaves me puzzled.

life_sucks225 13

Monday 5 August 2013 19:25

Then it wasn't really a sleepover.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Monday 5 August 2013 19:38

Maybe it's just me, but I really enjoyed sneaking around to have sex when I was younger. So much excitement. I knew what to do though, safety wise, so that wasn't a problem. It's like sex in public now, there's always a chance you'll get caught so you're really into the moment.

dnthezip 3

Monday 5 August 2013 19:47

that's happened to me about 3 times hahaha

Ki11erC 18

Monday 5 August 2013 20:13

Least in a house they are safer than some back ally, it's going to happen one way or another.

blankjack 6

Monday 5 August 2013 20:28

Scumbag dog!

ohhhsnapple 14

Monday 5 August 2013 20:40

If you're gonna sneak around, you better be sure to leave with everything you came with, underwear or not. YDI.

thatpurpleone 12

Monday 5 August 2013 21:03

Is the dog a retriever?

LittleGreenPaola 23

Tuesday 6 August 2013 0:13

You just made my day!

superman3212 8

Monday 5 August 2013 21:22

all I have to say.... BOY you shoulda known by now!... thank u 4 your time.

katykoolcat 13

Monday 5 August 2013 21:33

So innocently put "sleepover". Who takes of underwear during just a "sleepover". I believe you deserved it.

Lorysa 11

Monday 5 August 2013 22:42

If she slept over at his house, it's called a sleepover, even if they have sex. And who wouldn't bring an extra pair to change into? Underwear doesn't stay clean very long. It's nice to have a clean pair in the morning when you spend the night somewhere.