Animals: Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while...

By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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You deserved it 18 323

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 3 351

By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 919

You deserved it 7 191

Sweep it under the rug

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML

I agree, your life sucks 177

You deserved it 489

By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 519

You deserved it 1 363

By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 378

You deserved it 2 512

By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML

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You deserved it 12 555

By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 321

You deserved it 2 145

Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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You deserved it 12 417

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 814

You deserved it 2 639

By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 623

You deserved it 3 057

HairyPunisher 27

Monday 5 August 2013 16:31

Screwouvenir!

jayceejaco 15

Monday 5 August 2013 16:32

Lesson of the day : Never leave without your underwear

Comments

thatnucca 36

Monday 5 August 2013 16:43

It's a dog sniff out dog world...

DreamStatic 8

Monday 5 August 2013 16:44

15 It doesn't OP's boyfriend could very well be 30 and living with his mom. The world may never know!!

TheMathMajor 26

Monday 5 August 2013 16:48

I think parents should be proactive about talking to their kids about that kind of stuff, not the other way around.

Uramonkey 11

Monday 5 August 2013 16:50

6 - Is sex bad?

BadApple88 29

Monday 5 August 2013 16:54

Snitch dog lol

buddy51 23

Monday 5 August 2013 16:59

Rouh-roah!! Your BF's been **** blocked by his jealous dog!!

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 5 August 2013 17:05

Sounds like an interesting game of fetch.

perdix 29

Monday 5 August 2013 17:12

Sounds like a Rat Terrier.

perdix 29

Monday 5 August 2013 17:20

Snitches get stitches, even if they're bitches.

tranced_ 45

Monday 5 August 2013 18:51

elaborate please?

Fluffasuars_Rawr 15

Monday 5 August 2013 22:05

have you not heard the saying before? If you snitch you're ganna get beat up which then means you're going to need stitches. and it doesn't even matter if you're a little bitch.

perdix 29

Monday 5 August 2013 22:10

#64, also, female dogs are bitches. That's where we get the word from.

DocBastard 38

Monday 5 August 2013 17:22

That is one smart dog. I need to get one EXACTLY like this before my daughter is a teenager.

klovemachine 24

Monday 5 August 2013 18:08

You could get a rat terrier and name it Rat Bastard =)

Zimmington 21

Monday 5 August 2013 18:33

Doc- with all the FMLs about teenage sex I'd imagine you would know to talk to your daughter and let her know she can talk to you about anything without harsh judgement

TheDrifter 23

Monday 5 August 2013 20:19

The talk is good. Give them all the information they may ever need in graphic detail. Then get the dog to see if they are trying to keep secrets, maybe train it to fetch their drug stash too.