Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on...

By teegtwo - 22/07/2014 05:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

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Same thing different taste

By KayleeXLoVe21 - 03/11/2011 23:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

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Valid reason

By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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By geewhy - 26/12/2012 21:20 - United States - South Park

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML

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Miscommunication

By xoxo - 01/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend won't talk to me because I let a giggle slip during sex and he's convinced I was laughing at him. FML

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By epicsquishii - 01/05/2012 11:02 - United States - Riverbank

Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML

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Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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Slacker

By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 08:00 - United States - Babylon

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML

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You deserved it 110

Honky

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

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Wet noodle

By Anonymous - 01/08/2021 14:01

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 22 July 2014 15:55

Start wearing masks. Batman is pretty awesome.

Welshite 39

Tuesday 22 July 2014 16:01

No one ever complains about having sex with Batman.

Comments

gblogbd 9

Tuesday 22 July 2014 19:45

Tell him to close his eyes

Ki11erC 18

Tuesday 22 July 2014 20:01

I didn't unmark all the downvoted comments but, what's the face? Tbh I can't see that being a turn off anyway, success kid meme should be here.

mechaix101 2

Tuesday 22 July 2014 20:07

I bet his face is just as bad!

sam2006 4

Tuesday 22 July 2014 20:09

Tell him next time take a pic of it. Anyway sorry for that

PainOfDemise 11

Tuesday 22 July 2014 20:59

Just have him take you from behind.

ostfaiz 18

Tuesday 22 July 2014 21:05

make some adjustments to your bedswitch, so that while approaching your face making stage you can control the light!

heyithinkyourhot 12

Tuesday 22 July 2014 22:01

Omg wow, haha. It can't be THAT bad.

PassiveAggresive 12

Tuesday 22 July 2014 22:12

If he doesn't like it, tell him to close his eyes!

mattrd_fml 31

Tuesday 22 July 2014 22:22

At least you ******. A lot of women can't even achieve one or can't get there before the guy does.

kacironi 13

Tuesday 22 July 2014 23:16

it's better than him saying it scares him

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