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Same thing different taste
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Valid reason
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Pick your moments, dude!
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Hey, at least he's giving you orgasms. Maaany guys can't do that.
Blind fold him?
From experience, having sex in the dark is pretty good if you don't see the person. It would feel like a wonderful wet dream.
Well now he's just going to IMAGINE your ****** face when you're having one, that will make him laugh even more.
practice new facial experission.
Sorry but that's hilarious
This is where a poker face would come in handy.
doggie style I think would help this situation or reverse cow girl
I hope you don't take this the wrong way but you look better with the lights off
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Start wearing masks. Batman is pretty awesome.
No one ever complains about having sex with Batman.