By teegtwo - 22/07/2014 05:55 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML
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Welshite 39

Start wearing masks. Batman is pretty awesome.

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Welshite 39

No one ever complains about having sex with Batman.

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TrippingOnAcid 29

At least you're orgasming from sex. Always a bright side.

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Almost_Positive 18

Already luckier than too many girls that have to fake it 7-7 but it's not cool on her boyfriend's part

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nikkibodnarchuk 26

@16 I love how you change your comment from "try to control your faces, to "at least your having an ******".

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natalieeliza 11

@ #58 lol right? She must really be tripping on acid....

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nikkibodnarchuk 26

@ #71 She's "dropping" way too many "tabs"

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ZorroRooster 19

At least #16 spelled you're correctly. You couldn't even with an example staring you right in the face?

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nikkibodnarchuk 26

@ #82 Sorry I didn't realize this was a spelling competition. Do you have nothing better to do then troll around and correct people's grammar?

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shay_serendipity 29

Face it, #90, the majority of this site consists of lazy nerds (myself included), so we really don't have anything better to do than correct people's grammar.

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liquidhydrogen 6

There will cum a day when You can show your face again. After you perfect the art of having a sexy orgasming face. So don't give up, keep on practicing!

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RenoTheRhino 30

Quadruple fail, bitches.

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zombraingirl 11

Tell him you think it's a good idea because you don't like his either.

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Liiiiiiiiike 15

Do it doggy style with the lights on from now on. He won't see your face and he can finish.

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FYlife604 18

This or just for the home run, could always be reverse cow girl or just cow girl

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gracehi 31

No, not like a dog. Doggie style. They don't have to go outside or anything.

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Flowtastic 16

67 - that made no sense at all. Either spelling variant, it still means the same thing.

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GentlemanBastard 15

Don't worry gracehi, I got the Knocked Up reference.

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Enslaved 36

Why can't he just keep his eyes closed instead? Personally I prefer the lights on so that type of request wouldn't fly with me.

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worldclassrager 39

Bite your tongue or try positions where you are not face to face or if face to face just make out or something many solutions instead of having dark sex

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jagma_fml 14

sex shouldnt be serious tbh, if you can't have a laugh at some stage then it doesn't sound like a fun time, now does it?

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Invisibleguyy 11

Too bad my hand doesn't know how to make me laugh. XD

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abhi95 31

Well if you can't finish it sucks all the fun dry now, doesn't it?

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

#89 That was so very clever that I didn't even fully appreciate it at first. Great job!

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lwm 4

Sex should be serious? o.O ...I'm glad I'm never having sex with YOU!

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Dcm210 19

If you don't like the front, turn her around.

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