Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on...

By teegtwo - 22/07/2014 05:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

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Same thing different taste

By KayleeXLoVe21 - 03/11/2011 23:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

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Valid reason

By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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By geewhy - 26/12/2012 21:20 - United States - South Park

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML

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Miscommunication

By xoxo - 01/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend won't talk to me because I let a giggle slip during sex and he's convinced I was laughing at him. FML

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By epicsquishii - 01/05/2012 11:02 - United States - Riverbank

Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML

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You deserved it 3 468

Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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Slacker

By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 08:00 - United States - Babylon

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML

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You deserved it 110

Honky

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

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You deserved it 5 182

Wet noodle

By Anonymous - 01/08/2021 14:01

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML

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You deserved it 108

Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 22 July 2014 15:55

Start wearing masks. Batman is pretty awesome.

Welshite 39

Tuesday 22 July 2014 16:01

No one ever complains about having sex with Batman.

Comments

Dick_diamond 22

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:13

Hate to be the one breaking this to you, but apparently you're a butter face. I see plastic surgery in your future..

Pixiecrack 11

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:18

Watch a porno then practice making that face it's a lot hotter and guys tend to get off easier when u look like a **** star ;)

MzZombicidal 36

Wednesday 23 July 2014 4:34

What awful advice. If her boyfriend can't even properly make love to her because of a face she makes, she definitely shouldn't try to take pointers from ****...

lasagnanarcotics 14

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:19

You guys cum at the same exact time? I call bullshit.

Animated_Lunch 11

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:42

I'm sorry for being a male, but a weird ****** face ruins intercourse.

Animated_Lunch 11

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:43

But if you do truly love someone then you would be able to finish regardless.

Axel5238 29

Wednesday 23 July 2014 1:15

"Sex is a joke up there in heaven? From my understanding it's a joke down here too. For example there is nothing funnier than the faces you people make mid coitus". Seriously though OP, sorry that happened not something you can really control. It's terrible when it's something can't change and it's brought up in a insensitive way and some people are horrible at trying to hide their reaction out of respect for the others feelings. I'm sure well make funny faces during sex at some point. Though, I suspect like some men he's gotten so used to seeing what is done in **** his ideas of sex might not be with in reality.

Xalasha 16

Wednesday 23 July 2014 3:36

Why are there so many YDIs on this FML? Trust me when I say that when a woman is truly having an ****** the last thing on her mind is controlling her facial expression.

Axel5238 29

Wednesday 23 July 2014 7:51

Unfortunately some think it is something you can control or that **** is what real sex looks like. Also, they think college is like animal house or pcu (depending on your choice of school and/or grades this may be the case sometimes). Art may imitate life or the other way around, but very rarely is it something fun. Usually, it's accidental.