Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards,...

By Myboyfriendisaromanticslob - 10/03/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 15:32 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 18:31 - France

Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 14:00

Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML

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By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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Thanks a lot

By Not a maid - 14/07/2023 06:00

Today, my boyfriend was serving dinner, and decided to circle the table with my son's plate while making UFO noises. My son grabbed at the plate and spilled it, making a huge mess. They both decided that I should clean it up. FML

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By Pissedoffwife - 07/07/2019 14:00

Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML

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By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

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By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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**** you, Susan

By Anonymous - 04/12/2022 10:00

Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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unfortunate_13 5

Thursday 10 March 2011 11:53

atleast his intentions were good!

sammieInsanityy 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 11:51

that's disgusting, let's hope you re-cleaned them >.<

Comments

Loca48 0

Friday 11 March 2011 8:27

I think this just proves why dudes cheat on their gf's! Cuz their girlfriends bitch about everything! EVEN WHEN THEY ARE TRYING TO DO SOMETHING NICE.

Dustin_Pedobear 9

Friday 11 March 2011 9:03

Ok after reading all these comments, it seems most likely to me that he was in the mood for sex and most likely didn't expect his girlfriend to watch him rush through the dishes. And @111, why the hell would you use an ENTIRE roll of paper towels to wipe down plates and silverware used by two people? Are you ******* retarded? Thank you, that is all.

fthku 13

Friday 11 March 2011 12:09

What's with all of these "train him" comments? He's not a dog. Where are the feminists who always jump on the sexist replies?

DarkJoy_fml 5

Friday 11 March 2011 18:17

If he did this banging of a job on the dishes I am assuming your romantic dinner was probably take-out that was put on a plate.

diesel42o 0

Friday 11 March 2011 20:02

shit, thats the wrong way to do it?

britneyfmlbrit 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 15:21

well thats how u clean ur ass

Bl00d_Ang3l 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 21:54

He made the meal, the least you could do was wash the dishes. At least he tried.

Mr_Saikaly 35

Tuesday 15 March 2011 15:24

I'm really not able to understand u girls, u dream about a man who prepare a romantic dinner, and when this happens u start complaining about his ability to wash the dishes, come on just say thank u honey for making this effort for me