Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time....

By plantfood - 06/08/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML

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Sunday 7 August 2011 7:12

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AgentSmith79 9

Saturday 6 August 2011 15:58

I've never heard of a dirty circumcision...

FMLandurstoo 9

Saturday 6 August 2011 15:59

To make him happy just say "Damn!"

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shitwit2234 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 5:21

You can see mine too if you want

A7x4REVer 3

Monday 30 January 2012 1:11

"thank you, I pride myself on it x)"

pois0n 6

Wednesday 25 July 2012 16:41

I'm circumcised and it SUCKS :(

klx125cross 9

Wednesday 8 August 2012 5:50

What's an unclean circumcision? Aha! Lol

evan_7899 28

Wednesday 23 October 2013 22:28

Well, if that were my peen getting inspected and you said that, id be very sad, make amends with boyfriend

sdroze1389 31

Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:12

thank you lol. this made my favorites

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