By plantfood - 06/08/2011 06:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML
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AgentSmith79 9

I've never heard of a dirty circumcision...

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FMLandurstoo 9

To make him happy just say "Damn!"

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grizzlegrazzle 2

you're not supposed to say anything, just put it in your mouth.

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Oniat 2

Ew circumcision. I personally don't mind if I dated someone who was, since it's not like you can change that, but I will never circumcise any sons I have. It's genital mutilation and serves no real medical purpose. Plus, guys lose some sensitivity and its purpose is to protect the head :) I'm happy my bf's uncircumcised, it feels nice ^.^

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katt_is_here 24

How does it serve no medical purpose? I seriously want to know.

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Leftieswillrule 3

Ewwwwww circumcision. Why would you do that to your kid?

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futurepharmer 6

circumcision is more common among religious people.

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countelmo 4

ew uncirc'd penises are freaking the grossest thing i have EVER seen!!

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plantfood 4

Unborn aborted fetuses are pretty gross looking

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Airborn0280 18

Next time just put it in your mouth.

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summerguy97 16

Ha! That was very funny. But, circumcision sucks. The foreskin is used to protect the glans. The skin on the glans becomse chafed, and calloused. That buries the nerve endings deeper and deeper, and diminishes the sensation. Though it does keep the penis cleaner, thats all it does. Luckily Foregen, is gaining funds to start regenerating foreskins using stem cells. Good look to all of you who want to be uncircumcised!

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