By 4fucksake - 18/07/2010 23:26 - Ireland

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Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML
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smokergirl420 0

there's something wrong with that boy >.>

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LakerFanForLife 0

well atleast u got to see it!

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DAN7IEL 2

well he wants to look "bigger" in front of the men at work or whatever but that doesn't change how ugly or whTever u must be

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PentiumBawls8 0

Self asteem issues in this setting is completely unnecessary. Why? Because a straight man wouldn't anticipate in examining a wild sausage, or sausages during a hygenic session. I don't like the idea of showers being group oriented into one space and 6 to 10 shower heads running at the same time. Sounds like a **** anticipated male bonding bonanza to me. I wouldn't understand why a man would even take a shot at dissing a sausage without feeling guilty of soliciting gayness. The whole idea and self asteem involved are just STUPID!

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Angejolie 0

Maybe he's a ****. Time to re-evaluate your relationship.

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marierad 0

well. i would be worried if you wanted to have sex and he didnt (and we never had it in the past). It may mean that he he is eather A. way more into the church thing then you, which would indure the relationship or B. he has a probem (PES, hes never done it before and is nervous, or some other sexual issue) btw i watched "stange sex dissorders" last night on TV. there alot of weird shit out there.

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marierad 0

well. i would be worried if you wanted to have sex and he didnt (and we never had it in the past). It may mean that he he is eather A. way more into the church thing then you, which would indure the relationship or B. he has a probem (PES, hes never done it before and is nervous, or some other sexual issue) btw i watched "stange sex dissorders" last night on TV. there alot of weird shit out there.

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marierad 0

well. i would be worried if you wanted to have sex and he didnt (and we never had it in the past). It may mean that he he is eather A. way more into the church thing then you, which would indure the relationship or B. he has a probem (PES, hes never done it before and is nervous, or some other sexual issue) btw i watched "stange sex dissorders" last night on TV. there alot of weird shit out there.

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marierad 0

but as for the chubby thing, idk. its strange but hey to each his own. maybe his group of friends/team make fun of small dicks all the time but havent caught him yet so he wants to keep it that way. I suggest you just have a chat with him and see what the real issue is about his refusal to have sex with you and his need to appear large to his friends. goodluck op.

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