Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public.... - FML

By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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Same thing different taste

By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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The bobs and vagene guy

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 04:01 - Australia

Spicy

Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML

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By Elise - 28/04/2012 23:36 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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Let down

By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 15:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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By foreseeingabreakup - 06/09/2011 04:42 - United States

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Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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By oboy - 01/03/2010 05:13 - United States

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Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

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By Ape - 17/12/2012 23:12 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Spicy

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:06

YDI for letting him. Jeez.

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:19

Women don't have a choice when a man jiggles their breasts? What strange and perfect world do you live in?

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fetterjohn 1

Thursday 12 August 2010 21:22

haha...Tune in Tokyo!

drew123456 0

Friday 13 August 2010 7:26

I pwn newbs and get bewbs

Hellooomindyy 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 2:15

I think someone should just make a site called WTF, because this definatly is not a **** your life situation, this is so stupid that it doesn't even **** your DAY.

FishKicker 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 3:11

Lol. Something I've done before.

Skorpack 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 3:52

What a champ !!

Felecorr 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 4:43

I'd do it if no one was looking.

Reidar 11

Thursday 19 August 2010 17:58

That's what we do :-)

bontox 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:19

If he graduates to sign language with your ****** I suggest you kick that tool to the curb.

hatarou 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 16:10

Man I wanna meet this guy :o lol I used to do this to my ex! Whenever she disagreed with me i asked her boobs for a second opinion and they always had my back lol I even took the liberty of naming them lol

urTEARSmySMILE 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 0:39

haha he 4got to do mines ;p

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