Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris...

By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 15:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 07:54 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. When I didn't get off right away, he asked what he was doing wrong. I told him he was doing fine, but instead of focusing only on my vagina, he might want to pay attention to my clitoris as well. His response? "What's a clitoris?" FML

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By baby_trex_arms - 05/05/2015 15:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML

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By Oops - 26/09/2011 15:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 20:01

Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML

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By BustedEgo - 23/03/2014 05:31 - United States - Norway

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML

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By geewhy - 26/12/2012 21:20 - United States - South Park

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2020 21:01 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I walked out halfway through a much anticipated dick appointment because it became apparent that he thought my clit was located somewhere on my upper thigh. He kept rubbing it and moaning, "Oooooh, I bet you like that, baby." No, sir, I certainly did not. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 21:10 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, frustrated that my boyfriend never gives me any orgasms when we make love, I tried politely hinting that he needs to improve. To start with, I said maybe he should be more spontaneous in bed. He replied, "What, like putting it in your ass? Gotcha." Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML

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By Hannah - 13/06/2013 16:19 - Australia - Caulfield North

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

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steve247 2

Tuesday 27 September 2011 19:01

Try circling it with a sharpie?

orgasm_blush 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 19:01

Hmmm. How old are you guys I feel like that might play a big part in this.

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jsturaveragegirl 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 21:47

Wow it sounds like a 12 year old wrote this. Worst-written fml ever

Corry_fml 1

Tuesday 27 September 2011 21:53

How much do you weigh..??? Is that why he can't find it... Just a possibility ...

SwtCherryPie 26

Wednesday 28 September 2011 3:16

why would people be down voting this one... its is a totally viable explanation as to why he could have a hard time finding it... if he's gotta move rolls and excess skin outta the way it could be hard to find

GatorPiss 2

Tuesday 27 September 2011 21:58

I don't think he wants to go down on you.

TheXirah 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:03

The same thing happened to me except he asked where it was.

TheXirah 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:03

The same thing happened to me except he asked where it was.

trskln 1

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:05

Perhaps he simply likes to watch YOU touch it when you are "showing" him where it it !!!

Anti09 1

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:09

Why is everyone ragging on the OP? If it were her bf who posted this, saying "today, I still couldn't find my gf's clit, fml" everybody would be making fun of him for being clueless and (apparently) blind. The clit is not that hard to find, anybody who can't find it is either too young to be having sex or so innocent that they've apparently never seen ****.

SwtCherryPie 26

Wednesday 28 September 2011 3:20

he doesnt have to be necessarily young or 'too innocent to have seen ****'... its very possible she's the first girl/woman he has ever been with and regardless of whether your are 15 or 45 if you are still a virgin its going to be a learning process... and the **** thing doesnt make sense... since when is it a requirement to watch **** to be considered an adult