By anonymous - 25/10/2010 21:02 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
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Quest_ 13

Dude, that's kind of ****** up, I'm not sure how comfortable I'd be in a relationship knowing my boyfriend was secretly pining to bang my best friend.

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aardvarkish 16

Hell, I'd rather do your best friend than Tom Cruise.

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jaro_fml 0

why did u agree to that in the first place?

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nakidna 0

hAHAHAHAH. threesome, anyone?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Why would he even say that aloud? He must be trying to set up a threesome or he already cheated and was nervous he might say her name and came up with this cover story. Those are the only rational explanations. Or he's just an idiot. Anyway, you should always agree on rules before role-playing or any other sexual games.

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RedPillSucks 31

Damn it Imaginary Foe. You keep beating me to it.... You're no longer imaginary !

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