Love: Today, my boyfriend surprised me by showing up at my work and...

By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 06:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by showing up at my work and proposing to me. It was sweet until an angry customer bitched us out for "wasting her time." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2022 18:01

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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Say it ain't so, please

By Kali - 13/10/2019 04:00

Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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Honey, you've got some explaining to do

By darren - 08/04/2024 18:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML

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Wednesday 31 October 2012 16:03

Don't let that spoil the day! Congratulations :)

sarahannewrap 7

Wednesday 31 October 2012 16:03

Evil wench...

Comments

Rachaelc23 8

Wednesday 31 October 2012 17:54

Screw her! You're engaged! Be happy! Congratulations!

AzWolf 5

Wednesday 31 October 2012 18:22

There is a time and place for everything!

planetsmurf 6

Wednesday 31 October 2012 18:27

People like that are always pissed because they have no joy in their life. Just smile knowing that they will have to go back to their shitty life.

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 31 October 2012 19:17

I love how focused you are, Peter. In your comment and pic.

dhaxor 9

Wednesday 31 October 2012 18:55

Turn to her and say, "I'm sorry nobody loves you enough to propose to you, but I can see why nobody could, you're a complete bitch." Smile and then kiss your new fiancée.

Maria_Obligacia 14

Sunday 11 November 2012 16:49

Great job! So not only you now shirked your responsibilities by not providing the customer a timely service -for which you were actually being paid so you were cheating your employer too- you had the pleasure of personally insulting the customer! yay! Doesn't it feel great to say hurtful things like that when you are the one that's wrong?

hotcaligirl 10

Wednesday 31 October 2012 18:58

I'm sorry, but it's unprofessional to have personal affairs at the workplace. ESP while you are working. The business you work for isn't paying you to get engaged, they're paying you to help customers. If your bf visits you on break, that's cute and also YOUR personal time. But, to propose while working? He shoulda chose another place at another time. If I were your employer, I'd have fired you. There are plenty of good, hard working people that need jobs & value them right now.. I don't see how this is an FML. You & your bf knew the consequences to being proposed to while you were at work. This is more like WTF? I'm sure ppl will troll on me, so troll on!