Love: Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on...

By Anonymous - 09/01/2012 02:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML

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Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 09:58 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend found a take-out menu under my bed. It's probably been there for months. He looked at it and said, "Well, that explains a lot." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

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By lamortdeshommes - 28/06/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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By Eet- - 13/10/2011 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

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By k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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I'm surprised

By Anonymous - 29/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML

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steviesnm 6

Monday 9 January 2012 8:52

Do you have a dog? They're pretty good at leaving surprises on driveways also.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 9 January 2012 8:55

Not quite a new Lexus?

Comments

Jewnut 0

Monday 9 January 2012 9:28

Lol hella cute. Do you happen to like mayo?

zachloe 5

Monday 9 January 2012 9:38

Are you sure that was mayonnaise in the packets? It could've been something else...

EvilLilCupcake 10

Monday 9 January 2012 9:59

I was trolling through the comments just waiting for someone to say that...

mrszane93 5

Monday 9 January 2012 9:48

Give him a box of wrapped up ketchup packets for valentines day.

LadyCarter89 6

Monday 9 January 2012 9:49

At least he was thinking of you :)

blacknail3dfr3ak 3

Monday 9 January 2012 9:55

How romantic... O.o

AlaskaKid95 7

Monday 9 January 2012 9:59

Yum.

Omnomnymous 10

Monday 9 January 2012 10:20

lol special sauce

GoW_Chick 14

Monday 9 January 2012 10:36

He gave you mayonnaise, so now go make him a sammich, he deserves it for all his hard work collecting them...

luke1995fg 10

Monday 9 January 2012 10:43

Get and make those sandwiches

AllyyK 9

Monday 9 January 2012 10:55

That's umm.. sweet? Did he seriously think a bag of mayonnaise packets would be a great surprise and that you'd be happy about it? I just hope he was trying to be funny and wasn't serious, otherwise FYL .. It is kinda funny though :)