By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
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ThatsAli3 0

I'd be like. Nope. She thinks you're an ass hole who no longer has a girlfriend

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ArtsySwag 0

Ugh, stupid "time over", I didn't want to post twice but anyways,#41- I'm pretty sure that's not the case since the the OP made this post... It's practically implied that she's the one he gave the excuse of "work" to.

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aback 4

I hope you texted his silly ass back. Depending on his response, maybe break up with him via text.

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shaBAMalex 0

ahaha i moderated this one :) sucks for the OP. hopefully you dumped his ASS.

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TryAgain82 0

#26 Care to list out a few of your viable, alternate theories? No? Didn't think so.

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Ccccourtney 0

Ouch. . . just try and think of the better alternatives. . . maybe if was for the guys?

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jewelzgalore 0

#18, i third that DUMP THAT SHIT

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Kx09 0

& i fourth it. dump his sorry BUTT. cheaters arent worth crap.

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youfailatlife 0

Call the other woman with a lie about a pregnancy/STD before you dump him and watch hilarity ensue.

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farmgirl 3

#26 - "I think" you are a very literal person who does not get sarcasm

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