By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 05:19 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
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StickyPickles 33

A dog's mouth is full of bacteria just like any other damp wet space. . Google it

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Amranih 20

probably used to use his dog's mouth

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bonniebeth490 3

Dogs have really clean mouths and tongue so I'd say it was a complement

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lvg_fml 10

Ask him. Communication is the key to a successful relationship and to prevent misunderstandings

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LadyLuck93 20

Awkward as ****...

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Kaalschneid 21

dog mouths are suppose to have less bacteria than humans have. therefore, cleaner. yes, dogs eat shit, and grass, and their breath smells awful. OP's boyfriend may have meant well because, around my parts, it's commonly known that dogs are supposed to have cleaner mouths than humans. Take it as an obscure compliment OP. especially if he goes down on you.

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ArcheryArtist 20

Who clicked you deserved it?! How could she deserve this?! "You deserved it for having a clean ******?" XD

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Damarcus 22

That is indeed a good thing. Dogs have very clean mouths.

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smokecloud_ 37

How many times are you going to reply with the same comment?

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shadowdragon0820 20

As many times as it takes until you people understand things other people tell you.

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Ladisa 28

Because your ******, too, likes a good bone.

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SookyLala 13

haa. that gave me a bit of a chuckle

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