By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 05:19 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
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StickyPickles 33

A dog's mouth is full of bacteria just like any other damp wet space. . Google it

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fonkimonki 7

The issue is not whether it is a compliment or not, but whether he has the experience to make the comparison. If the answer is yes, he has tasted a dog's mouth ...

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dolliieebaaby908 7

Definitely a compliment ! no matter what they do a dog's saliva makes their mouth one of the cleanest things around !

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shepardkinz 19

Doesn't sound like a compliment considering what dogs put in their mouth. What a douche. :/

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Sandman2015 12

If he comes near you with peanut butter, run!

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Puckaroo 9

I don't think he thought that through very well.

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jd628 9

It is an expression, dogs mouths are bery clean

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