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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 12:11 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend told me that if he was to break up with me, he would do it in a crowded location so I couldn't start to cry or make a scene. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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You deserved it 10 739

By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 412

You deserved it 2 687

Movie night

By heartbrokenl12453 - 27/10/2019 12:00

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

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You deserved it 147

By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 209

You deserved it 2 689

By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 915

You deserved it 9 283

Mixed signals

By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 21/09/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 191

You deserved it 169

By Angie - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 241

You deserved it 1 996

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 172

You deserved it 4 262

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 550

You deserved it 3 601

Spineless

By Anonymous - 01/03/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 823

You deserved it 3 611

ken328 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 16:07

Cry more in crowded places

drawing_a_blank 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 16:10

Break up with him first.

Comments

JERZBornNRaised 7

Tuesday 2 November 2010 18:16

at least hes honest, id much rather be straight up with a girl, personally id break up in person like alone so i dont embarrass her, and its showin more respect and balls if you do it face to face alone, rather than do it in front of a bunch of people, shed feel like shit

joshsgirlfriendd 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 18:44

Yeah, I told my boyfriend the same thing. I tried to do dump him in his house but he started crying loudly so I told him I'd stay. I'm thinking the super bowl is a great location.

erika622 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 18:53

I would make a scene just to embarrass him now that u know that

Aya_chan 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:23

If he does, make a massive scene anyway.

taniiaroman 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 20:22

Well then he would be the loser for leaving u like that

tbonea1990 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 20:39

he's smart

redrovaa 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:32

Breaking up in public? Oh, that doesn't show people how much of a douche he is. Not at all.

swiftphoenix 11

Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:45

Actually breaking up in public would kind of give you the advantage. You can show everyone how big of an ass he really is for doing something like that.