Love: Today, my boyfriend told me to come over so we could spend the... - FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 14:00

Today, my boyfriend told me to come over so we could spend the night together. He called when I was almost there, telling me he was going bowling with friends. He said he'd be back in 2 hours and that I could stay at his house until he got home. Its been 5 hours and he won't answer his phone. FML

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CBL88 25

Friday 20 January 2017 18:07

If a guy takes you for granted and you let him, the blame is on you as well

kernelkat 16

Friday 27 January 2017 14:37

You mean your ex-boyfriend?

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CBL88 25

Friday 20 January 2017 18:07

If a guy takes you for granted and you let him, the blame is on you as well

pjsr 32

Friday 27 January 2017 14:05

That's big balls right there

Erbtosis 10

Friday 27 January 2017 14:06

Leave. Block him. Ghost him.

tedfragle 12

Friday 27 January 2017 14:18

Dump

kernelkat 16

Friday 27 January 2017 14:37

You mean your ex-boyfriend?

WP40 12

Friday 27 January 2017 22:11

This might be the dumbest comment I've ever read.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Saturday 28 January 2017 1:19

You must be new here.

goldendarkness 18

Friday 27 January 2017 15:40

Y'all there could be something actually wrong. If he's fine tho shank his ass

VeryTiredMomof3 17

Friday 27 January 2017 15:40

I certainly hope you left before he got home and maybe smashed a thing or two of his on your way out

vandj8 9

Friday 27 January 2017 16:43

I would have left as soon as he said that. what a jerk.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 27 January 2017 17:03

Did you hear right? He probably said "balling."

zr11990 8

Friday 27 January 2017 17:06

Don't give him any

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