Love: Today, my boyfriend told me to come over so we could spend the... - FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 14:00

Today, my boyfriend told me to come over so we could spend the night together. He called when I was almost there, telling me he was going bowling with friends. He said he'd be back in 2 hours and that I could stay at his house until he got home. Its been 5 hours and he won't answer his phone. FML

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CBL88 25

Friday 20 January 2017 18:07

If a guy takes you for granted and you let him, the blame is on you as well

kernelkat 16

Friday 27 January 2017 14:37

You mean your ex-boyfriend?

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19foxy81 8

Friday 27 January 2017 17:28

Leave and find someone who is actually WORTHY of you

Catdragon 40

Friday 27 January 2017 18:25

I would have ate all of his food and possibly leave a few dirty things lying around before heading home

cootiequeen4444 11

Friday 27 January 2017 19:01

Stock your fridge/pantry/movie collection with his fridge/pantry/movie collection, leave, then do the block/ghost thing the other commenter suggested. **** that dick. wait. bad wording. don't! just keep to the dumping that ass (you shouldn't even feel obligated to tell him. he'll figure it out. If not, it's not your problem he wants to just kid himself for awhile/forever...

LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 27 January 2017 20:46

I agree with most of this, but the part about not telling him is kind of ridiculous. Of course she should tell him. He's thick enough to not realize he ****** up, so clearly he needs to be told things. And besides that, you don't dump someone and leave them to "figure it out." That's a good way to cause unnecessary problems for yourself.

lemonadestand 7

Friday 27 January 2017 19:57

Eat his food and leave

Indigo Surri 1

Friday 27 January 2017 20:24

I hope you turned around and went home and didn't just sit there at his house waiting for him.

CrazyJolteon 0

Friday 27 January 2017 21:50

Don't assume. something bad couldve happened don't be paranoid

cheshireau 26

Friday 27 January 2017 22:58

Priorities. If you are last, leave him. Thats unacceptable and don't let him beg to be let back into your life.

loucypher 2

Friday 27 January 2017 23:30

Dump him which is what he wants.

great_nate 26

Friday 27 January 2017 23:32

He does that because he knows he can.

alaina1104 11

Friday 27 January 2017 23:53

Get out now, before he murders you. This is a classic horror movie scenario. (Seriously, though, that sucks.)

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