Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our...

By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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You deserved it 7 423

By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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You deserved it 4 829

By =( - 05/04/2014 17:48 - United States - Houston

Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML

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You deserved it 14 433

By Anonymous - 05/04/2019 18:00

Today, I realised how little my husband trusts me after I told him I was pregnant and the first words out of his mouth were, “Is it mine?” FML

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You deserved it 431

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By Willow McGarrigle - 30/05/2020 02:00

Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 634

You deserved it 146

By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 892

You deserved it 333

By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 197

You deserved it 16 641

By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 262

konnermoses 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

he's not too smart :-/

aliadnan708 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

wow ur bf is truly an idiot!

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imbboredd 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 20:34

O.o your douchebag is a dumbass

xfailureatlifexx 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 20:39

your boyfriend needs a brain not a mouth

lizthebiz 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 20:41

Wow, I feel bad for you... not only are you being cheated on, your pregnant by this idiot too!

katie060710 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 20:45

idiot...

Jazz55 1

Thursday 30 June 2011 20:57

LOL hilarious!

NinjaInTheSky 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 21:03

How stupid can one guy be? I bet you're soon to be kid is smarter.

devildante21 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 21:23

So... basically you're dating a moron?! Good luck on raising that kid with him!

vbmg152 18

Thursday 30 June 2011 21:41

WTF??

CaptainKristoff 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 21:45

Perhaps I'm a little slow.....how can the child you birthed not be yours, regardless of where he's been sticking his little dinkle?

crazyaces89 7

Thursday 30 June 2011 21:49

At least he was honest but that still sucks

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