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By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

he's not too smart :-/

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Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

wow ur bf is truly an idiot!

Comments

Monkey1708 2

Friday 1 July 2011 1:00

I'm surprise he even knew what hole he had to use to get you pregnant.

stacianichole 2

Friday 1 July 2011 1:03

guess he wasn't paying attention in health class...

chrisdrewislife3 0

Friday 1 July 2011 1:07

well he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. :/

romanianboi 0

Friday 1 July 2011 1:20

lets hope ur kid doesnt turn out as immensely stupid as him!!

SupEr_JaY 4

Friday 1 July 2011 1:25

BOOM!!! he killed 2 birds with one stone

jadejazmyn 5

Friday 1 July 2011 1:48

He couldn't have been serious.

drwcomics 1

Friday 1 July 2011 1:48

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that if the guy said something that monumentally idiotic, and meant it, than there were probably other warning signs to the OP that this guy was a loser LONG before he impregnated her. Sorry, but I have trouble feeling sorry for a girl who stays with a guy, knowing full well that he's a complete idiot.