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By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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By =( - 05/04/2014 17:48 - United States - Houston

Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2019 18:00

Today, I realised how little my husband trusts me after I told him I was pregnant and the first words out of his mouth were, “Is it mine?” FML

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By Willow McGarrigle - 30/05/2020 02:00

Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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konnermoses 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

he's not too smart :-/

aliadnan708 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

wow ur bf is truly an idiot!

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taniaaaaa 0

Friday 1 July 2011 4:33

LMFAO!!

xxkitaxx 3

Friday 1 July 2011 4:41

-facepalm-

swimmmmmmergirl 0

Friday 1 July 2011 5:01

stupid....and a cheater.... classy

FMLxRandom 5

Friday 1 July 2011 5:03

he does know he's not the one who is pregnant.

RayneStorm93 0

Friday 1 July 2011 5:06

Oh man. That's pretty bad OP

annigotammo 1

Friday 1 July 2011 5:22

dump him, he's too dumb to have children anyway.

Cloudmaker 3

Friday 1 July 2011 5:34

dumbass in rare form

hellorita24 0

Friday 1 July 2011 5:39

Ok this doesn't make any sense! He cheated on you and you are carrying his baby and he says the baby may not be his. Wouldn't it be the other way around because it would mean you cheated and that would make the baby not his but someone else's? FML fail?!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 1 July 2011 5:48

Not an FML fail, idiot. She's pointing out her boyfriend's stupidity.

iTerrorized 4

Friday 1 July 2011 6:01

Stop talking you dumbass. She's explaining her boyfriends stupidity, but you must be stupider, dumb bitch.

lisha88 1

Friday 1 July 2011 5:49

lol so the baby came out of him? lol

miamichelsea12 0

Friday 1 July 2011 5:53

Wow. Either he doesn't want to think or he was just born stupid. Js.

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