By vetapplez - 04/04/2009 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML
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BlackWolfVII 0

Well you know what they say about love. It's like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth. The situation is only slightly altered.

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chicky82 5

I'd hit him in the nuts, that would sober him up really quick.

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dangletsbang21 0

wow at least he knows he has a good girlfriend now :)

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riskybizz 0

Even I am not that bad... Give us a call?

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Toiboxx 0

Whyyy...didn't you just move out of the way when he started? Not only did you let him finish once, but twice? Uhm... Were you that exhausted from helping his drunk ass? X3

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hassenpfeffermmm 0

So take a shower?

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yukonesian 0

haha 'pushes hisshorts down'. haha it is pull btw.

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Technocidal 0

true love takes many forms, this isn't one of them

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