Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't... - FML

By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

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By scratchy - 08/12/2010 14:56 - Israel

Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML

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By worthless - 10/11/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML

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By jshibbz0993 - 23/11/2011 15:16 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML

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By LonelyShowers - 04/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Mission Hills

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

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Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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atthegates 0

Friday 13 May 2011 11:40

disagree. guy code states that showers with women are mandatory

techweed 12

Friday 13 May 2011 9:00

he's implying that you're ugly

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scenequeen101 0

Monday 16 May 2011 3:36

get over ur self!! r u really that important to take a shower with???

Nathaniellette 7

Thursday 7 June 2012 23:45

It's not about that. It's about wanting to spend some intimate time with their partner and were turned down. It's offensive sometimes

Lilmama2Uchickz 0

Monday 16 May 2011 12:43

.What a man you got there

fyl11122233 0

Monday 16 May 2011 17:03

what a pussy... 

ImGonnaDieAlone 5

Monday 16 May 2011 20:33

You're not the only one this has happened to, my boyfriend has giant hair that takes him 2 days to "get right" and after that happens he wont wash it for about 4 days. Just take care of yourself when you're in the shower, the moans should bring him running...

anahlicious 10

Tuesday 17 May 2011 8:21

Umm... gay alert??

pixelpixie2929 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 5:47

Meh, shower sex is totally overrated anyway.

BlackOo_fml 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 7:24

he's obviously a homosexual

wienerwagon 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 21:55

All of you who are in shock that somebody could possibly turn down shower sex are clearly inexperienced. FML is the biggest collection of virgins on the internet.

todder45 0

Monday 23 May 2011 18:22

I love taking showers with my gf, ur bf is a dumbass...

MyLifeAsAnna 1

Tuesday 31 May 2011 15:21

My boyfriend did that to me :(

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