By _kristaaxo - 21/11/2016 09:24 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML
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LyricaSilvan 29

Haven't you heard? Women don't have bodily functions. We aren't physically capable of being gross or imperfect.

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rustybucket 24

Ignorance really is bliss. I had a male friend who truly believed that women only peed and didn't poop because "that's gross and girls can't be gross." Sorry about your moronic boyfriend!

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mariri9206 32

Well, at least we know what the boyfriend is never gonna get.

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khadishja 12

omg.... that's just stupid

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GrumpyGrinch 23

Princesses don't poop. If you didn't know that, you're not a true princess!

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yerawizardlizzy 27

Thought it said boyfriend turned out to be a moon.

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SmDestroyer 8

What are women supposed to do? Be like starfish and eat/defecate through the same hole?

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ducksloveme 3

Just because you like anal **** doesn't mean you have to like gay sex.

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LyricaSilvan 29

That wasn't quite the point OP was making here.

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roryabester 8

he may be an idiot his response should have been because i don't find men sexually attractive lmao so basically you have a gay moron for a bf fyl

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LyricaSilvan 29

Please learn to think before commenting. Spare us all your idiotic nonsense. I don't like onions. Doesn't mean I need to say so every time I talk about food. And it certainly doesn't mean that I suddenly do like them if I haven't gone out of my way to say that I don't. In other words, not expressly pointing out that one is not into something does not mean they do, in fact, like it. Ergo OP's boyfriend is not gay simply because he didn't say he's straight. If you really think that's how humans work, you need serious help.

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